this has nothing to do with stocks but seeing someone tweet about soccer made me think of this:
How to Make Soccer more interesting for Americans:
1. Smaller field size
2. Less players (just like hockey 4 on 4 situations are more exciting)
3. Players that fake leg injuries to be ejected.
4. Eliminate those annoying horns.
5. Need Cheerleaders
6. Reduce playing time to 60min.
7. Make the goalie a midget.